Week 10

We had some good (?) rolls last night.   Some of my dubs rolled 80 yards!!

 

I heard Ed Williams had a good round last night.  He had honors on every hole.

 

SandBagger of the Week:

Rob Pierce, who tied the league low net, with a 28.  Great round Rob!

 

Byrdie Club:

1 returnee and 2 newbies – Ted Cowles added to his birdie count by bagging his bird on the par 4 18^th hole.  Bill Oravec also birdied the 18^th hole for his first bird of the year.  Another newbie is the SandBagger of the Week – Rob Pierce, who got his bird on the par 3 10^th hole.  Great shooting gentlemen!

 

The beer was flowing last night!

 

Eagle Club:

 

n/a

 

End-of-the-Year Tournament:

 

Sunday September 21^st, 2014, 10:30am

 

St. Anne C.C.

781 Shoemaker Lane

Feeding Hills, MA 01030

(413)-786-2088

stannecc@aol.com

 

If you need a sub, let me know.

Subs for next week: Bill G.

 

Dave Deyette

(work) 413-794-9031

(cell)  413-887-8296

 

Standings After Week 10:

 

9)  Deyette / Stadnicki  (28.5 points)
1)  Confrey / Zogbaum  (28.5 points)
10) Galiszuski / Williams  (27.5 points)
8)  Pierce / Wieland  (27.5 points)
5)  Myers / Patrizzi  (26.0 points)
3)  Kearns / Russell  (25.5 points)
2)  Frankel / White  (25.5 points)
6)  Gallagher / Keilich  (24.5 points)
7)  Hemphill / Oravec  (19.0 points)
4)  Alvarez / Cowles  (17.5 points)

 
 
 

 

Three Phoenix League Golfers - Bill, Dave and Kevin

Could this be True?

Three golfers from the Phoenix league had finished their round of golf and were sitting around the 19th hole enjoying a pitcher or two of beer.  Their conversation was, of course, centered about each others "potential" ability to score birdies and perhaps even an eagle.  Realizing that only bogies best fit their style of play these golfers began reminiscing about the cause of their erratic play.

Bill, the first golfer says,... "Fellas, I have real problems.  Every morning, at 7 o'clock, I get up and try to urinate.  All day long I try to urinate.  They give me all kinds of medicine.........but nothing helps.

Dave, the second golfer says ...."you think you have problems. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long.  They give me all kinds of stuff..... but nothing works.

Finally, Kevin, the third golfer speaks up........"Fellas, every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate.  Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels.  Every morning at 9:00......  I wake up !!!

(courtesy of Gene)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Week 9

It was good to see Bill "Irish" Gallagher back on the course.  I noticed now that Bill's back, I see Kevin walking around with his camera.

 

SandBagger of the Week:

 

I guess Tom Wieland liked playing against Jerry Lewis because he shot a fine net of 31.  Great shooting Tom!

 

Byrdie Club:

 

Another shut-out.

 

Eagle Club:

 

n/a

 

End-of-the-Year Tournament:

 

Sunday September 21^st, 2014, 10:30am

 

St. Anne C.C.

781 Shoemaker Lane

Feeding Hills, MA 01030

(413)-786-2088

stannecc@aol.com

 

If you need a sub, let me know.

 

I have no one down as needing a sub.

 

Dave Deyette

(work) 413-794-9031

(cell)  413-887-8296

 

Standings After Week 9:

 

10) Galiszuski / Williams  (27.5 points)
9)  Deyette / Stadnicki  (26.5 points)
8)  Pierce / Wieland  (25.0 points)
1)  Confrey / Zogbaum  (25.0 points)
6)  Gallagher / Keilich  (23.0 points)
2)  Frankel / White  (22.5 points)
3)  Kearns / Russell  (21.5 points)
5)  Myers / Patrizzi  (21.0 points)
7)  Hemphill / Oravec  (18.0 points)
4)  Alvarez / Cowles  (15.0 points)

 

Larry was unable to beat an opponent who was playing with a broken finger.  The exact diagnosis is a bony mallet finger, which will require surgery on June 30 to repair.

 

Joe Alvarez, patiently waiting for the next bus.

 

 

Week 8

Thanks Lenny for taking care of the cards and money!

 

SandBagger of the Week:

 

Wow 2 weeks in a row - but it won’t be 3 – since he needs a sub – Hermann Keilich shot a fine net of 31.  Great round Hermann!

 

Byrdie Club:

 

One newbie, Bill Deyette shot his bird on the par 5 11^th hole.  Good shot Bill ( a great shot would have been, if he got the eagle!)

I heard a rumor that I have to buy the birdie pitcher.

 

Eagle Club:

 

N/A

 

End-of-the-Year Tournament:

 

Sunday September 21^st, 2014, 10:30am

 

St. Anne C.C.

781 Shoemaker Lane

Feeding Hills, MA 01030

(413)-786-2088

stannecc@aol.com

 

If you need a sub, let me know.

 

Hermann

 

Dave Deyette

(work) 413-794-9031

(cell)  413-887-8296

 

Standings After Week 8:

 

9) Deyette / Stadnicki (25.5 points)
10) Galiszuski / Williams  (23.5 points)
1) Confrey / Zogbaum  (23.0 points)
6) Gallagher / Keilich   (22.0 points)
8) Pierce / Wieland   (21.5 points)
2) Frankel / White   (19.5 points)
5) Myers / Patrizzi   (17.0 points)
3) Kearns / Russell   (17.0 points)
7) Hemphill / Oravec   (16.5 points)
4) Alvarez / Cowles   (14.5 points)

 

Week 7

Everyone made it in dry.

 

I’m going to do something different with the score cards.  I’m going to put in the subs scores and I won’t adjust the golfers hcp by adding more "dots".

 

If some golfers notice a different score than what was on their card, have someone double check the addition.

 

Mike’s score was lower.  Larry’s score was higher and Dean’s score, someone was using the HCP number instead of the PAR number.

 

One year later, me and Big Brother Bill finished the front 9.  No pressure there!!!

 

This is the year of the subs (not playing), if anyone knows of anyone who can play, let me know.  Of course after that statement everyone will want to play!

 

Just a note, John Hemphill said this week was his best round of the year, shooting a low gross 44.  This was a good round John, BUT only John can shoot the low gross and have his hcp go up!!  He has to show me how that is done!!

 

Next week both Meyer and myself will be off (along with a lot of other people – see sub below), Lenny is the man.  He will have and collect the cards.  He will also be paying.  With Meyer and myself out, if you want to make any league changes, see Lenny!!!

 

SandBagger of the Week:

 

Hermann Keilich – I think Hermann is getting use to, going off first.    Hermann turned in a fine round with a net 29 (almost Ted).  Great round Hermann!

 

Byrdie Club:

 

Wow – no one! 

 

Eagle Club:

 

n/a

 

End-of-the-Year Tournament:

 

Sunday September 21^st, 2014, 10:30am

 

St. Anne C.C.

781 Shoemaker Lane

Feeding Hills, MA 01030

(413)-786-2088

stannecc@aol.com

 

If you need a sub, let me know.

 

Subs needed for next week: Dave D., Bill G, Rob, Tom W., Meyer

 

Dave Deyette

(work) 413-794-9031

(cell)  413-887-8296

 

Standings After Week 7:

 

9)  Deyette / Stadnicki  (23.0 points)
10) Galiszuski / Williams  (20.0 points)
8)  Pierce / Wieland  (20.0 points)
6)  Gallagher / Keilich  (18.5 points)
1)  Confrey / Zogbaum  (18.0 points)
2)  Frankel / White  (17.5 points)
7)  Hemphill / Oravec  (16.5 points)
3)  Kearns / Russell  (15.5 points)
5)  Myers / Patrizzi  (14.0 points)
4)  Alvarez / Cowles  (12.0 points)